my blog will make you horny ;)
"The bottom line is: she will never love you the way I did."
"I always seem to be the addict but just once, I’d like to be someone’s drug."
"I just want a man who knows how to dress and will sit in a hole in the wall coffee shop with me for hours just to have an intellectual conversation."
"In the morning, I’ll send him an email letting him know this body is never going to be his wonderland."
Amy Farrah Fowler (Big Bang Theory)
"I’m sorry if I say, “I need you.”
But I don’t care,
I’m not scared of love.
‘Cause when I’m not with you I’m weaker.
Is that so wrong?
Is it so wrong
That you make me strong?"


I would tell you about her eyes, but she’s heard everything I could ever say about them and I can never quite capture their depth in my explanation anyway. I would tell you about her lips, but I’m afraid I’ve forgotten what they look like, because mine can’t stay away from them for too long. What…